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Umor 6

Într-una din duminici, pe când slujeam ca păstor în Tinăud, Jud. Bihor, după slujba de dimineață, l-am întâlnit pe tizul meu Sergiu, un băiețel foarte cuminte și foarte curajos și i-am făcut un compliment. I-am spus: Sergiu sunt foarte bucuros că te-am văzut astăzi foarte cuminte la Adunare, și nu ai făcut gălăgie. La care el mi-a răspuns: Da’ tu ai vorbit cam mult!

Din aceeași serie, Accidental Talmudist ne încântă cu o altă perlă.

After Shabbat services, Rabbi Perlman is at the door saying goodbye when Miriam and her young son approach.

“Rabbi, I’m sorry my David was so noisy during your sermon.”

“Quite all right, Miriam. I was impressed how quickly you were able to shush him. How did you do it?”

“Oh, that was easy. I just told him, ‘If you’re not quiet Rabbi Perlman will lose his place and have to start all over again!'”

Good Shabbos, my pals!

With thanks to David Minkoff

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Image: The Sleeping Congregation by William Hogarth

 

Sursa: Accidental Talmudist

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