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Umor 2

Asta e valabilă și pentru pastori! Dar râdeți cu grijă să nu treziți pe cei de lângă voi!

A rabbi dies and finds himself waiting in line to enter Heaven. The guy ahead of him has a shaved head, gold chains, leather jacket, and shades.
The angel Gabriel asks the bald guy, “Name and occupation?”
“Rafi Eskenazy, taxi driver.”
Gabriel checks his list and grins, “Shalom aleichem! Silk robe, gold staff. Welcome to Heaven!”
Next comes the rabbi.
“Name and occupation?”
The rabbi draws himself up with great dignity and says, “Avraham Baruch Cohen, Senior Rabbi of Beth Jacob Synagogue for 37 years.”
Gabriel checks his list and nods, “Yup. Cotton robe, wooden staff. Keep it moving please.”
“Hold it,” says Rabbi Cohen, “the man before me was a taxi driver. Why does he get special attention?”
“Up here, it’s all about results,” says Gabriel. “When you sermonized, people slept. When he drove, people prayed.”

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Umor 01

After David passes his driver’s test, he goes to his father’s office at the synagogue.

“Dad, the time has come for me to have a car.”

“David, is that any way to honor your father?”

“Oh sorry. Dad, can I please have a car?”

“David, I’m the town Rabbi. They way to honor me is to study Torah, visit the sick, and get a haircut.”

A month later David returns. (more…)